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Design# 10001 Inside Verse: Happy Birthday to a very graceful person.	Design# 10002 Inside Verse: Happy Birthday to a person who has nothing to hide!	Design# 10003 Inside Verse: Maybe you should let someone else blow out the candles this year. Happy Birthday	Design# 10004 Inside Verse: There's no money in it, either.	Design# 10005 Inside Verse: So happy to see that your friends are still around to party with you.

Design# 10006 Inside Verse: Happy Birthday!	Design# 10007 Inside Verse: At your age, it's perfectly normal to feel a little alienated. Happy Birthday	Design# 10008 OUT OF STOCK	Design# 10009 Inside Verse: only mine had money in it.	Design# 10010 Inside Verse: over you're hill the

Design# 10011 Inside Verse: Don't ever change! You're perfect just the way you are! HAPPY BIRTHDAY	Design# 10012 Inside Verse: Hive a great bee-day!	Design# 10013 Inside Verse: It's your birthday, so go ahead and party till the cows come home! HAPPY BIRTHDAY	Design# 10014 Inside Verse: Just thought I'd dress for the occasion.	Design# 10015 Inside Verse: Sorry I brought it up.


Design# 10018 Inside Verse: I tell them you are NOT crabby!	Design# 10019 Inside Verse: Unless of course, you turn on your hearing aid.	Design# 10020 Inside Verse: That carbon dating technique is incredible, isn't it? Happy Birthday	Design# 10022 Inside Verse: ...So I stole it. Happy Birthday	Design# 10023 Inside Verse: "senility." Happy Birthday

Design# 10024 Inside Verse: ...wandering around aimlessly in the mall, wearing funny clothes...	Design# 10025 Inside Verse: So I got it for you. Happy Birthday	Design# 10026 Inside Verse: Hey, I said it was a dream... Happy Birthday	Design# 10027 Inside Verse: ...like rub their face in it! Happy Birthday	Design# 10028 Inside Verse: Jurassic, right?

Design# 10029 Inside Verse: - Divide it in half.	Design# 10031 Inside Verse: ...cake breath.	Design# 10032 Inside Verse: Old people are always complaining that they're cold...HAPPY BIRTHDAY	Design# 10036 Inside Verse: ...or at your age, a hip. Happy Birthday	Design# 10037 Inside Verse: Apey birthday.


Design# 10038 Inside Verse: You probably shouldn't "pee out" your birthday cake.	Design# 10043 Inside Verse: ...than dirt. Happy Birthday	Design# 10044 Inside Verse:...money in cards, however, continues to decline. HAPPY BIRTHDAY	Design# 10046 Inside Verse: sit down in your rocking chair and I'll read it to you... real loud... HAPPY BIRTHDAY	Design# 10055 Inside Verse: Although now that you see it, it was pretty silly to worry, huh?

Design# 10058 Inside Verse:these new musical cards are really something, aren't they?	Design# 10059 Inside Verse: ...a cake?	Design# 10060 Inside Verse: hmmm. "greeting card." very interesting choice. Noth the one I would've made in your place... but still nice. HAPPY BIRTHDAY	Design# 10061 Inside Verse: Why not, you forget everything else...	Design# 10062 OUT OF STOCK

Design# 10063 Inside Verse: self-service. Happy Birthday	Design# 10069 OUT OF STOCK	Design#10073 Inside Verse: I think a rich fantasy life is important for people your age. Happy Birthday!	Design# 10074 Inside Verse: ...watch out for the candles and try not to get any frosting on your butt. Happy Birthday!	Design# 10075 Inside Verse: ...is your favorite game. Happy Birthday


Design# 10076 Inside Verse: It's only a birthday... hang in there.	Design# 10077 Inside Verse: For some reason, that goofy concept seems comforting to old people... Happy Birthday	Design# 10078 Inside Verse: - Thought you'd enjoy a country n' western thong.	Design# 10079 Inside Verse: Landing on it's edge meant you got a card. Happy Birthday	Design# 10080 Inside Verse: ...and no one ever gets themselves a card. Happy Birthday

Design# 10081 Inside Verse: [ CHINESE CHARACTERS ]	Design# 10082 Inside Verse: After about 29 of 'em, the thought of another one is pretty disgusting. (Hope yours is happy!)	Design# 10083 Inside Verse: This isn't just some pathetic way to get some cake, presents, and attention, is it? Happy Birthday	Design# 10084 Inside Verse: 'course, I'm sitting pretty far away... Happy Birthday	Design# 10085 Inside Verse: Honey, can you come in here? I can't see to put glue on these teeny little parts! [man with model airplane]

Design# 10086 Inside Verse: On the front of this card is a lying cat! Happy Birthday	Design# 10087 Inside Verse: But they will never replace sex! Happy Birthday	Design# 10088 Inside Verse: Natural is a grey area!	Design#10089 Inside Verse: They keep smiling even when we don't!	Design# 10090 Inside Verse: Feeling a bit chilly? Happy Birthday


Design# 10091 Inside Verse: Happy birthday to a masterpiece.	Design# 10105 Inside Verse: Like you, claiming to be 39...	Design# 10106 Inside Verse: Hey - what's done is done. Happy Birthday	Design#10108 Inside Verse: You're a little old to believe in fairy tales, aren't you? Happy Birthday	Design#10110 Inside Verse: It gave me error messages on "young", "youthful", and "vibrant". Happy Birthday

Design#10111 Inside Verse: Happy Birthday	Design# 10112 Inside Verse: Of course, I'm going to put some on the cake, too!	Design# 10115 Inside Verse: A highly effective shopper: 1) believes money can't buy happiness, but shopping for it comes close 2) never accepts a sale as final 3) always wears comfortable shoes 4) brings a wallet full of plastic 5) never buys at retail prices 6) leaves hubby and the kids at home 7) lives for the thrill of guilt free shopping Happy Birthday ...to a real pro!	Design# 10116 Inside Verse: "It's no damn fun." Happy Birthday	Design# 10120 Inside Verse: Simply present it again next year to receive additional birthday wishes. Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday

Design# 10172 Inside Verse: - Then you have no reason to complain. Happy Birthday	Design# 10174 Inside Verse: You're real old so I'll have to holler! Happy Birthday	Design# 10175 Inside Verse: ...from the 1950's... Happy Birthday	Design# 10176 Inside Verse: ...and the "kids" are in their 40's.	Design# 10178 Inside Verse: ...of the sofa.


Design# 10179 Inside Verse: Happy Birthday... no matter what your age!	Design# 10182 Inside Verse: -and I figure if it isn't really happening, you don't need a gift. Happy Birthday	Design# 10183 Inside Verse: - you know the drill.	Design# 10201 Inside Verse: Happy Birthday!	Design# 10214 Inside Verse: ...you know, sit around all day and have people bring you things! Happy Birthday

Design# 10215 Inside Verse: I'm sure you're not as old as you look. Happy Birthday	Design# 10218 Inside Verse: Suck it up!	Design# 10226 Inside Verse: May your birthday be a dream come true. Happy Birthday	Design# 10229 Inside Verse: No matter how many you've had, you kinda wish it'd been a couple less. Happy Birthday	Design# 10230 Inside Verse: But I wasn't the tenth caller! Happy Birthday

Design# 10232 Inside Verse: Another Chin! Happy Birthday	Design# 10233 Inside Verse: Start Lying about your age. Happy Birthday	Design# 10234 Inside Verse: ...You're how old? Happy Birthday	Design# 10240 Inside Verse: Go wild! wahooo!	Design# 10258 Inside Verse: Play your cards right, and you'll have a happy birthday.


Design# 10270 Inside Verse: Or you can just eat this card... tastes the same and you won't have to clean any dishes! HAPPY BIRTHDAY	Design# 10271 Inside Verse: But not from the doggie! Happy Birthday!		Design# 10224 Inside Verse: That's spanish for, "someone I can borrow stuff from".	Design# 10268 Inside Verse: Which made shopping for your birthday gifr really easy! Happy Birthday

Design# 10225 Inside Verse: Otherwise, it would really suck.			Design# 10039 Inside Verse: Happy bleated birthday.	Design# 10213 Inside Verse: How could you?! Hope it was unforgetable!

Design# 10260 Inside Verse: Sorry if this card is a little "behind the times..." HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!	Design# 10246 Inside Verse: It's no fun! Have a great 21st birthday!	Design# 10245 Inside Verse: What an excellent reason to party! Happy Birthday	Design# 10101 Inside Verse: Wake up every two hours, crying... Happy Birthday	Design# 10207 Inside Verse: Or, at least you could've yesterday. Happy Birthday


Design# 10247 Inside Verse: Twenty Less candles! Happy Birthday	Design# 10104 Inside Verse: I ain't so tough!	Design# 10259 Inside Verse: Happy Birthday to one of the original great Moms.	Design# 10109 Inside Verse: NOW can we have sex?	Design# 10208 Inside Verse: ...the little sex kitten! Love You

Design# 10211 Inside Verse: ...What's the symbol for "groping and fondling?" Love You	Design# 10253 Inside Verse: Because you are! Happy Birthday with Love	Design# 10254 Inside Verse: [CHINESE CHARACTERS]	Design# 10209 Inside Verse: Thanks for being both.	Design# 10212 Inside Verse: Hey - that's what siblings are for! Happy Birthday

Design# 10231 Inside Verse: or you could just admit that it's more fun getting fat! Happy Birthday	Design# 10256 Inside Verse: Related to me! Have a great birthday!	Design# 10244 Inside Verse: This is a big hug and a kiss with a fold down the middle! Happy Birthday!	Design# 10248 Inside Verse: ...in making sure that I was properly spoiled! Happy Birthday	Design# 10249 Inside Verse:Because you're so wonderful! Have a great birthday!


Design# 10203 Inside Verse: Just thought it'd be nice to give you something that didn't need fixing. Happy Birthday	Design#10238 Inside Verse: 1. Have a great birthday! 2. You're the best!	Design# 10255 Inside Verse: YOU RULE!	Design# 10257 Inside Verse: Thanks for being both	Design# 10222 Inside Verse: Afer all, you've got a high score. Happy Birthday

Design# 10250 Inside Verse: Landing on its edge meant you got a card. Happy Birthday	Design# 10251 Inside Verse: Hope it puts a huge grin on your face! Happy Birthday	Design# 10216 Inside Verse: Yike! You'd be in pet heaven! Happy Birthday! (glad you're not a dog)	Design# 10221 Inside Verse: May your birthday be filled with special "guy moments".	Design# 10227 Inside Verse: ...from the deep end of the gene pool.

Design# 10236 Inside Verse:...you ain't seen nothin' yet! Happy Birthday	Design# 10243 Inside Verse: Sure hope your special day keeps your tail wagging!	Design# 10252 Inside Verse: It's just no fun! Have a happy birthday!	Design# 10237 Inside Verse: ... and no one ever gets themselves a card. ENJOY! Happy Birthday	Design# 10220 Inside Verse: oooo! congratulations!


Design# 10121 Inside Verse: To a couple with a lot of chemistry!	Design#10204 Inside Verse:...Because dating was just getting too expensive...	Design# 10217 Inside Verse: Although, to tell you the truth, I don't even know what "nuptials" are, exactly. Sounds kinda dirty, really... They must be good. Hope yours are fun!	Design# 10016 Inside Verse: ...They look at everything as being "hers"...	Design# 10041 Inside Verse: ...and I've always said that you two belong in an institution. Happy anniversary

Design# 10047 Inside Verse: ...This is the "cheap-ass card" year...	Design# 10064 Inside Verse: Sure, it's easy for them... they only live about five years... Happy Anniversary	Design# 10065 Inside Verse: who are in it for the long hall!	Design#10066 Inside Verse: Of course, so are men.	Design#10067 Inside Verse: ...then you two oughta' be busted! Happy Anniversary

Design# 10113 Inside Verse: ...The Ying and Yang of a lifelong pair. Happy Anniversary to a wonderfully balanced couple!	Design# 10119 Inside Verse: of course, we never were allowed back into that suopermarket...	Design# 10219 Inside Verse: This time even without the wedding gifts. Happy Anniversary, Honey	Design# 10017 Inside Verse: Being married to you is even more exciting than the playoffs.	Design# 10269 Inside Verse: Sure hope your anniversary has "happiness" written all over it!" Happy Anniversary


Design# 10021 Inside Verse: if you heat the beer up too fast, the chocolate melts and sticks to the ham. -hope you're feeling better!	Design# 10030 Inside Verse: ..."you're GOING to school, Bucko!" Get Well Soon	Design# 10033 Inside Verse: Get Well Soon.	Design# 10034 Inside Verse: You are sooooo kinky. Get well soon!	Design# 10035 Inside Verse: Hope you're soon over it. Get well soon.

Design# 10040 Inside Verse: - hope you get well rabbitly.	Design# 10042 Inside Verse: GET WELL SOON! ...and you getter do what the General says.	Design# 10048 Inside Verse: The character you play is sick. Get well soon!	Design# 10049 Inside Verse: ...not "sickness". Get well soon!	Design# 10050 Inside Verse: Unfortunately, your H.M.O. won't cover it. Get well soon.

Design# 10052 Inside Verse:What kind - baseball, boogie, cat scratch, or disco? Get Well Soon	Design# 10053 Inside Verse: - get well!	Design# 10068 Inside Verse: - and chase the ice cream with four margaritas!	Design# 10099 Inside Verse: And you are the best of us. Hope you're feeling better!	Design# 10118 Inside Verse: That was grandma's "remedy" for everything. A rainy day, a sore foot, a bad day at work, a good day at work, a headache, a toothache...GET WELL SOON


Design# 10205 Inside Verse: ...And you wonder why you're sick. Get Well Soon	Design# 10228 Inside Verse: After all, that was your pre-existing condition. Feel better	Design# 10045 Inside Verse: I hobe you're odd your feed agaid, and feeling bedder sude.	Design# 10265 Inside Verse: That fifth doctor thinks three or four belts of good scotch is the ticket. Either way -- get well soon	Design# 10173 Inside Verse: Heard you were down and wearing a frown... But, please don't be blue, 'cause I'm here for you!

Design# 10181 Inside Verse: -Better do what it says.	Design# 10202 Inside Verse: You Rule!	Design# 10123 Inside Verse: My tail is still wagging!	Design# 10235 Inside Verse: I'm internally grateful!	Design#10239 Inside Verse: You shouldn't have, but I sure am glad you did!

Design# 10266 Inside Verse: ... and not, you know, one of those OLD ones. Congratulations!	Design# 10200 Inside Verse: Bet you're crazy about your new baby boy! Congratulations!	Design# 10262 Inside Verse: Especially if you're doing it right!	Design# 10054 Inside Verse: Just clear off the VCR and it's no problem at all.	Design# 10056 Inside Verse: ...we have husbands.


Design# 10057 Inside Verse: The men were supposed to end up on Venus, but were too damned stubborn to ask for directions.	Design# 10092 Inside Verse: If sex were fair, I'd be getting more.	Design# 10094 Inside Verse: Can I see them all again, and then decide?	Design# 10097 Inside Verse: This is a once in a lifetime offer... so take advantage of it.	Design# 10098 Inside Verse: ...mine!

Design# 10114 Inside Verse: It's nice having a real friend. Thanks for being there.	Design# 10122 Inside Verse: I mean you're ONE in a million!	Design# 10177 Inside Verse: That's French for "crap".	Design# 10180 Inside Verse: ...they aren't acting.	Design# 10206 Inside Verse: You know way too much on me for us not to be friends...

Design# 10093 Inside Verse: sometimes I stand.	Design# 10095 Inside Verse: And then I got arrested for disturbing the peace!	Design# 10210 Inside Verse: ...before I start to really pester you!	Design# 10242 Inside Verse: even if they're only drinking water?	Design# 10263 Inside Verse: Not in the creepy, stalky, makes-you-want-to-seek-a-restraining-order kind of way... just in a good way.


Design# 10264 Inside Verse: Howdy Doody.	Design# 10051 Inside Verse: ...and I'm bummin'. miss you.	Design# 10096 Inside Verse: No butts about it.	Design# 10102 Inside Verse: Without you, there's plenty fo CHIT but no CHAT>	Design# 10117 Inside Verse: ...is such a drag. Miss You.

Design# 10223 Inside Verse: Being without you makes me nuts.	Design# 10261 Inside Verse: Since you've been gone, I've really been singing the blues. Miss You	Design# 10103 Inside Verse: Try another organ.		Design# 10241 Inside Verse: I don't think you're allowed to say "dumb-ass" in these kinds of cards.